SON OF DORK TICKET OUTTA LOSERVILLE [ACOUSTIC] B ---8--6--6-5---| G --5--5------5--| x4 1,2 Let’s Go! C, F, Am, F C When I go to sleep I pray C I’m waking up to I got you babe F Like the guy from Groundhog Day Am F Just wanna live forever this way C Flash back to seventeen C I Got my ass kicked by the football team F Another Loser on the scene Am F Editor of the chess club fanzine Am F C G I asked you out for losing truth or dare Am F G F Em F G The guys were cracking up ‘til you said yes C Pinch me, is this real? F I’m on a one-way ticket out of loserville Am Now I’m off the social flat line G Things are so good that I’m F G Taking down my star trek shrine F And you’re more than just a valentine G You’re my ticket outta loserville C, Am, F C She gives me butterflies C Says I’m not like all the other guys F Doesn’t care what car I drive Am F She still enjoys the ride C When I got to sleep I know C That you’ll be there tomorrow F And it gives me vertigo Am F It was just a week ago that Am F C G I asked you out for losing truth or dare Am F G F Em F G The guys were cracking up ‘til you said yes C Pinch me, is this real? F I’m on a one-way ticket out of loserville Am Now I’m off the social flat line G Things are so good that I’m F G Taking down my star trek shrine C, F, C, F C F You blew me out on a Sunday night C F You were bored to tears pretending C F Knew what you wanted and I’m nothing like the C F guy in your happy ending G Am F Well you were wrong to lead me on G Am F Now in the night I wake up screaming G Am F Where the hell did I go wrong? G Where’s Scotty when you need him? C Pinch me, is this real? F I’m on a one-way ticket back to loserville Am Heading for the social flat line G Things are so bad that F G I’m dusting off my star trek shrine C This is where it ends and I can taste the glory F How can I depend Am On a better story, made it, G blew it, couldn’t save it, F G Think about her all the time F G It’s like I never had a valentine F G So I guess I better kiss goodbye G To my ticket outta loserville C, Am, F, C